Vino 101: If you can’t call it Champagne, what is it?

24 Oct

Raise your hand if you’ve ever referred to a glass of bubbly as “Champagne” and were told by the nearest wine snob that [Audio Cue: a whiny, uptight voice]: “You can’t call it Champagne because it’s not from Champagne, France!”

Step 1: Removing the foil. Easy-peasy!

Well, I hate to say it, but he–or she–was right. Unless the wine was indeed Champagne. In which case you would have had Señorita Vino’s permission to douse the fool with a glass of ice water (why waste good wine?).

But not to worry, because in a matter of minutes you’ll be so well-versed in sparkling wine that you’ll never again be on the receiving end of some insecure know-it-all’s estiercol bovino (that’s polite Spanish for B.S.).

In a nutshell, the European Union has a Protected Designation of Origin (PDO) system, which protects the integrity of certain European food and agricultural products. You may be more familiar with France’s traditional term for its PDO wines: Appellation d’Origine Contrôlée, or AOC.

Think of it this way: There are authentic designer shoes, and there are knock-offs. If off-label companies can make covetable stilettos that make your legs look like Tina Turner’s, fantastic. But if those companies all labeled their shoes Christian Louboutin, that would be a problem. And Louboutin himself would throw une tres grande hissy fit. Can you blame the guy?

Photo credit: Arroser via Wikimedia Commons

Photo credit: Arroser via Wikimedia Commons

Like Louboutins, Champagne is  world-famous for its quality, and it’s produced in a very specific manner. The AOC designation distinguishes French Champagne from sparkling wines made elsewhere.  Back to the shoes, not every shoe with a red sole is a Louboutin unless it’s made by the house of Louboutin.

French Champagne must be made in the traditional method, that is, the wine gets its delicate bubbles from a secondary fermentation in the bottle. By contrast, cheap sparkling wines get a dose of carbon dioxide (like carbonated soft drinks). Other quality sparkling wines are made using the tank method. These wines are fermented in large, sealed tanks that trap the carbon dioxide (hence, bubbles).

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Under AOC rules, Champagne can be made with only three varietal grapes that must be grown in the region: Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and Pinot Meunier. Sparkling wine that is not from the Champagne region can be made from other grapes. Which leads us back to the original question: If it ain’t Champagne, what the heck is it?

In very broad terms, you can call it sparkling wine. Depending where you are in the world, different countries have their own signature sparkling wines:

1. Cava – Produced primarily in Spain’s Penendés region and made from Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and local grapes, Cava is made using the traditional method. It’s got a crisp green fruit flavor with yeasty aromas.

2. Prosecco – This Italian sparkler is made from the Glera grape and produced using the tank method. You’ll get apple, peach, apricot and delicate floral aromas.

3. Asti Spumante – From Italy’s Piemonte region and made with Moscato grapes, you’ll taste sweetness with lovely peach, grape and rose aromas. Asti is also made by the tank method.

Because we live in an imperfect world, you’ll see sparkling wines that are labeled Champagne, but aren’t. This is where I get to use a $3 word: Eponym. The word Champagne is used by some as an eponym for sparkling wine. It’s like tissues. We know that not all tissues are officially branded as Kleenex®, yet we reach for a “kleenex” when we’re watching a sappy movie or crying tears of joy.

Me, I’d rather reach for a glass of sparkling wine. Care to join me?

¡Salud!

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4 Responses to “Vino 101: If you can’t call it Champagne, what is it?”

  1. dwdirwin October 24, 2013 at 9:29 pm #

    I worked for Mumm Napa Valley for awhile, and that was something addressed in the tour- can’t call it Champagne but it’s made in the Methode Champenoise.

    • Pamela October 25, 2013 at 9:17 am #

      Glad you brought that up! “Methode Champenoise” is another term for the traditional method, so yes, even if a sparkling wine is made the exact same way as Champagne (second fermentation in-bottle), you *still* can’t call it Champagne, as you learned at Mumm Napa Valley. But you can certainly point out that it’s made in the same way as traditional Champagne. Thanks for reading and cheers!

  2. ascending butterfly October 29, 2013 at 10:21 pm #

    I love Champagne of course, but I’m also a big Cava fan and enjoy Prosecco as well! But this is something most wine novices do tend to learn the hard way after someone points it out and gives them side eye! 🙂

  3. Adriana Martin October 30, 2013 at 11:00 am #

    love me some bubbly great article!

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