Wine, like a prized shoe collection, deserves to be stored in a manner that protects and preserves your investment, and if you’re a Kardashian, in a way that shows off your goods.

Chicas y chicos, Señorita Vino has a confession to make: Two weeks ago, my humble wine collection shared a storage space with two vacuum cleaners, a box of old LPs, a vintage Olivetti typewriter inherited from my great uncle, and a can of Spicy Peach air freshener.

Today’s post is evidence that you don’t have to shell out big dinero to store your wine. In fact, I spent all of $267.77.

Regardless of how much (or how little) you spend, there are three things to remember when choosing a wine storage method. Number one, it has to be dark. Number two, it has to be cool. And finally, each wine bottle should be stored on its side.

Why…